McKenzie's under the dinner table.
Mom: What are you doing, McKenzie?
Tyler: She's hiding away from all her fears and sorrows. She's emo.
Kenzie grabs Tyler's leg.
Tyler: She's got my leg!
Breakfast time.
Mom: You guys already drank all the OJ?
McKenzie: Tyler finished it off last night.
Tyler: There was only a little bit left. It's not like I drank the whole thing. I will not be blamed for this crime.
Back from scout camp.
Tyler: Seriously, I think I have some kind of butt rash.
Mom: That is not information that I need to know.
Tyler: But you're my mother. You're supposed to know everything about me. Eeevveryyythiiiing.
I used to think so.
1 comment:
FYI, I heard that "emo" actually stands for "emotive hardcore." Though a lot of people use it to mean "emotional."
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